* Coming to Carbon Country Convention Center, 29 June 2013 *
Southern Fried, Red-Neck Rock Re-View! Yes, we do Free Bird!!
“Many many yeers ago, in a double-wide far far away, four good ol’ boys from Kentuckissippi met a wise, old Buddhist monk by the name of Ya Man Wooo. They wuz then taught the fine craft of Southern Rock. We does us some ZZ Top, Allmans, Skynyrd of course, and doobies. Oh, we also play sum Doobie Brothers songs, haw haw haw haw haw!!!!”
- Tayler Parks,
Unemployed father of 7 and Baptist preacher